Bill Myers
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My Life As A Haunted Hamburger Hold The Pickles
$12.99Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling into mirrors that others claim show the future; shorting the sheets on so-called ghosts; and supposedly being turned into a talking hamburger.
All this as our young hero learns what God really says about sorcery, ghosts, and the supernatural.
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Soul Tracker
$17.99What if you could visit heaven and hell, traveling when and wherever you wish . . . without ever dying? What if your teenage daughter, the joy of your life, had died a tragic death and you discovered a way to visit her? What if there were people and beings, on both sides of the grave, who want to stop your return? These are the questions facing novelist David Kauffman. As a single parent he is devastated when his young daughter meets an untimely death. Desperate to contact her, he meets Gita Patekar, a beautiful and committed Christian with a scarred and shame-ridden past. She works for “Life After Life”-an organization dedicated to tracking and recording the experiences of the soul once it leaves the body. Despite Gita’s warnings that God is opposed to contacting the dead, David uses the organization’s computer to try to find his daughter. In the process they discover Gita’s organization has some very deep and dark secrets. A suspense-filled game of cat and mouse begins-both on earth and beyond the grave-as the couple work together, fall in love, and struggle to expose the truth . . . until they come face to face with the ultimate Love and Truth.
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Eli
$9.99What If Jesus Had Not Come Until Today? Who Would Follow Him? Who Would Kill Him? A fiery car crash hurls TV journalist Conrad Davis into another world exactly like ours except for one detail, Jesus Christ did not come 2,000 years ago, but today. Starting with angels heralding a birth in the back of a motel laundry room, the skeptical Davis watches the gospel unfold in today’s society as a Messiah in T-shirt and blue jeans heals, raises people from the dead, and speaks such startling truth that he captures the heart of a nation. But the young mans actions and his criticism of the religious establishment earn him enemies as ruthless as they are powerful. An intense and thought-provoking novel, Eli strips away religious tradition to present Jesus fresh and unvarnished. With gripping immediacy, Bill Myers weaves a story whose truth will refresh your faith.
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My Life As Invisible Intestines
$9.99My Life As Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) is book # 20 in the The Incredible Worlds Of Wally McDoogle series. When Wally first becomes invisible (thanks to the handy-dandy OOPS Machine) it’s great fun. Now he can do whatever he wants, like defending Opera by humiliating a bully, or helping the local football team come back from a 0-54 score. Then, of course, there’s always giving Wall Street a hand in making her first million. . . . But the fun and games are short lived when everybody from a crazy ghost buster, to the FBI, to the 59 1/2 Minutes TV show, to the neighbor’s new dog (a cross between a grizzly bear and a Tyrannosaurs Rex) begin pursuing him. Soon Wally is stumbling and staggering through his greatest misadventure ever . . . until he finally learns that cheating and taking short cuts in life are not all they’re cracked up to be. Until he learns that honesty really is the best policy.
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Eli : A Novel
$14.99A fiery car crash hurls TV journalist Conrad Davis into another world exactly like ours except for one detail — Jesus Christ did not come 2,000 years ago, but today. Starting with angels heralding a birth in the back of a motel laundry room, the skeptical Davis watches the gospel unfold in today’s society as a Messiah in T-shirt and blue jeans heals, raises people from the dead, and speaks such startling truths that he captures the heart of a nation. But the young man’s actions and his criticism of the religious establishment earn him enemies as ruthless as they are powerful. An intense and thought-provoking novel, Eli strips away religious tradition to present Jesus fresh and unvarnished. With gripping immediacy, Bill Myers weaves a story whose truth will refresh your faith.
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My Life As A Walrus Whoopie Cushion
$12.99World class klutzoid,, Wally McDoogle, and his buddies, Opera and Wall Street win the Gazillion Dollar Lotto! Everything is great!!! . . .for a total of 1.3 seconds. That’s how long before their greed kicks in. Add some bungling bad guys, a break-in to the local zoo (where Wally has lost the ticket), the accidental release of all the animals, a SWAT team or two. . . And you have the usual McDoogle mayhem as our boy blunder leers the dangers of both greed and materialism.
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My Life As A Human Hairball
$6.99Just when you’re sure Wally has bungled through every misadventure imaginable, this nerdy kid stumbles, staggers, and k-splats his way smack dab into a brand new frontier – the human body. When he and Wall Street, his best friend (even if she is a girl), visit a local laboratory, they are accidentally miniaturized and swallowed by some unknown stranger. It is a race against the clock (let alone Wally’s own klutzoidness) as they fly through various parts of the body – from the stomach to the blood system to the brain to the eye – in a desperate search for a way out while all the time learning how “fearfully and wonderfully we are made.”
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My Life As A Toasted Time Traveler
$6.991. Just For Starters
2. The Plot Sickens
3. Guest Appearances
4. Pick A Wally, Any Wally
5. Decisions, Decisions
6. Grand Central
7. All Dressed Up And Everywhere To Go
8. A Not-So-Bright Future
9. The Final Chew Down
10. Wrapping Up
101 PagesAdditional Info
What could be more hilarious than one Wally McDoogle?
How about two?
Or six?
Or a dozen!?Wally travels back from the future to warn himself of an upcoming accident. But it takes more than one visit to get the message across. Before he knows it, there are more Wallys running around than even Wally can handle.
Catastrophes reach an all-time high as Wally tries to outthink God and rewrite history.
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